Monday:

Temperature upon departure for work: -20 degrees
Car: will not start.
will not start.
will not start.
starts.
will not go.
goes.
will not brake.
will not braaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
brakes.
gets to work.


Tuesday:

Temperature upon departure for work: -17 degrees.
Car: starts.
goes.
backs into tow truck.
brakes.
waits for police.
gets to work.


Wednesday:

Temperature upon departure for work: -11 degrees.
Car: starts.
goes.
brakes.
gets to work.
gets parked.
gets a strongly-worded letter under the wiper saying it is not parked in a real spot.
idiot.


Thursday:

Temperature upon departure for work: -7 degrees.
Car: starts.
goes.
brakes.
gets to work.
gets out of work.
flips on CHECK ENGINE light.





Somebody stop the ride, I want to get off.