Saturday, March 31, 2007

I Have Forgotten How to Write

but here is a video of extreme cuteitude!:

and here is another!:

My inability to get a kitten has become the bane of my existence, and I tire of waiting for the animal shelter to get a parakeet I can adopt.

I come home every night and try to write a post for you, but I get tired. Someday I will be less tired and then I will have something to say. Look out for that!

Monday, March 26, 2007

Nota Bene

I began work at my new job six weeks ago. On my first day, the temperature was 20 degrees below zero.

It is currently 80 degrees out. My air conditioner is on.

Battlestar post later.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Another in a Long Line of Abortive Attempts at Mediocrity

I have made a great and unprecedented discovery as regards the sociology of these blog-type-things. It seems that the appearance of new entries on a regular basis is dictated primarily by two factors:

1. Regular internet access
2. Having something to talk about

I have based my hypothesis on an analysis of one Allistan, a painfully dull internet web-thing. This particular case showed relatively regular entries from August 2004 until around August 2006, when posting ground to a screeching halt. My research indicates that the two above-listed factors affected posting rates on the following approximate timeline:

August 2006-October 2006: no regular internet access
November 2006-January 2007: nothing to talk about
February 2007-March 2007: no regular internet access

There appears to have been an additional short interlude around November 2007 entitled "searching for work; living in terror of the tyranny of Google". However, additional research seems to indicate that this reason is not widespread enough among the general internet populace to bear inclusion on my list.

My hope is that this ground-breaking research will have widespread implications for the general internet community. More of the populace must be made aware of this terrible problem: those without the internet are not able to blog. Think of all the cat stories we may be missing!

Now go forth and spread my gospel. Get the internet to more people! Learn more about their cats!

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Dear Baby Jesus,

Originally uploaded by magic152.
Why? Why do you hate me? And my car. Why do you also hate my car?