Friday, February 09, 2007

Monday:

Temperature upon departure for work: -20 degrees
Car: will not start.
will not start.
will not start.
starts.
will not go.
goes.
will not brake.
will not braaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
brakes.
gets to work.


Tuesday:

Temperature upon departure for work: -17 degrees.
Car: starts.
goes.
backs into tow truck.
brakes.
waits for police.
gets to work.


Wednesday:

Temperature upon departure for work: -11 degrees.
Car: starts.
goes.
brakes.
gets to work.
gets parked.
gets a strongly-worded letter under the wiper saying it is not parked in a real spot.
idiot.


Thursday:

Temperature upon departure for work: -7 degrees.
Car: starts.
goes.
brakes.
gets to work.
gets out of work.
flips on CHECK ENGINE light.





Somebody stop the ride, I want to get off.

3 Comments:

Blogger Coral Clarke said...

Hey Kid! Welcome to the real grown-up world! Sucks, doesn't it?

2/10/2007 8:34 AM  
Blogger Rita Xavier said...

But you LIKE snow & cold!

2/10/2007 10:12 PM  
Blogger Carrie Kelley said...

Ahahahahaheeeheeeheeeheeehaahaahaahaa!

2/12/2007 7:19 PM  

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