Sunday, January 16, 2005

Blue has been replaced by Red (pictures, you ask? probably not).

I inform you only because Red is the fishie equivalent of a sweet 11-year-old schoolgirl in a plaid skirt, shivering decorously in her new surroundings and starting at every movement. So of course, to get her used to her new buddies, I have put her next to Bert - the slobbering 70-year-old virgin.

Bert: I'm ready, Coach! Put me in! Put me in! I can make the touchdHEY, PRETTY LADY! HEY! I LOVE YOU! PRETTY LADY! NICE FINS! Look! Look! I still have most of my teeth!

Red: What. Are. You. DOINGTOME!?

If he jumps the partition into her bowl, you will be the first to know.


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