All Must Bow and Hail My Self-Restraint
For I found FOUR (the number that comes after three and before five) CELLOPHANE DOUBLE TAIL BETTAS, THREE crowntail females of varying colors, ONE red and white double tail and INNUMERABLE cellophane veiltails at the pet store in McKinley Mall AND DID NOT BUY ANY OF THEM.
cellophane blue pastel doubletail male, stolen from bettysplendens.com (imagine this without the blue wash, just flesh-colored, and smaller because they were younger)
blue crowntail female, stolen from http://michele.teissonnier.free.fr/ (they also had red and green ones)
Please note that PetWorld had these for $2.99 each, whereas ordering them online costs anywhere from $20-$50 plus shipping, sometimes from Thailand.
I hate myself.