Gusty, Heartfelt Sigh
Oh, man. *looks down at resume for Albright-Knox internship* I suck.
Why can't I put things down like "has friends"? That's an accomplishment! I actually have friends! "Managed to escape from college without any meaningful addictions" (SHUT UP, VIDEO GAMES DON'T COUNT [neither does Family Guy, be quiet be quiet be quiet]). "Likes puppy dogs". "Has not yet killed parents". etc.