Oh no! Animals have been acting like they are programmed to act in the wild! Whatever shall we do? Wherever shall we go?
Oh, I have an idea! LET'S KILL THEM! Because, you know, it's definitely not our fault we were raising herd animals near a busy metropolitan area close to the Beltway. No, no no. It was the fault of the bison. So they deserve to die. Let us eat them with ketchup and spicy brown mustard. That will teach them! We shall have our vindication!
ESPECIALLY the calf. See that tiny little brown bison calf? He is going to be yumm-meeee. Maybe I'll make his mom watch as I wash him down with a Pale Ale. Mmmm.