Wednesday, April 27, 2005

WHAT?!?

Oh no! Animals have been acting like they are programmed to act in the wild! Whatever shall we do? Wherever shall we go?

Oh, I have an idea! LET'S KILL THEM! Because, you know, it's definitely not our fault we were raising herd animals near a busy metropolitan area close to the Beltway. No, no no. It was the fault of the bison. So they deserve to die. Let us eat them with ketchup and spicy brown mustard. That will teach them! We shall have our vindication!

ESPECIALLY the calf. See that tiny little brown bison calf? He is going to be yumm-meeee. Maybe I'll make his mom watch as I wash him down with a Pale Ale. Mmmm.

2 Comments:

Blogger Dante said...

i see allison has met my good friend sarcasm.

he hangs out with bitterness and the cynic, mostly.

4/27/2005 4:23 PM  
Anonymous craig said...

Here in WNY we like to build new subdivisions in formerly wooded areas, then wait a couple years and complain that it's dangerous and expensive to drive our SUVs around because the deer are now "encroaching" on these new neighborhoods... so we need to allow more hunting, etc.

The DEER are encroaching into the new neighborhoods in the former woods.

Yeah.

4/27/2005 7:58 PM  

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