To all the people who keep coming here by searching for Emily Aviki: Hi! This is not her blog. I actually don't even know her. I can't really help you. And, to the person who came here looking for Emily Aviki from Portuguese Google: Não comprendo o portugues. Disculpame. Or something like that. ("umm...follo de maça?...can you make it hot? HOT, HOT, CAN YOU HEAT IT?"
"Kori, are you trying to make yourself more comprehensible by speaking in the wrong language, but louder?"
. . . "Ah. Right. Thanks for calling me on that one. Obrigada.")
To the person who came here by searching for "allison clarke" "allie": Did you find me?
To the hundreds of people who come here by searching for frog licking, licking frogs, lick frog, I lick frogs: Get a hobby.
To the other hundreds of people who come here by searching for "for every sprinkle I find I shall kill you" and/or click click bloody click pancakes: You are my soulmates. Please come visit me.
To the rest of you: I know what you get here searching for, and we don't peddle that hereabouts. Go away.