My Email Inbox is an Interesting Place, to Wit:

"Before I go any further, I wanted to let you know of an exciting event for SOW. Former President Bill Clinton will be in Austin on May 20^th to take part in a brunch to benefit Students of the World. We would really love for you to come to Austin for the event and for the weekend. If you are interested, please call or email me so we can work out details."

I'VE BEEN INVITED TO BRUNCH WITH BILL CLINTON. Fzzt. Spzzzzt. ZZZZZZZZZZZ KAPLOWIE.

Let's start keeping a list of incredibly awesome things Allison would be able to do if the cost, timing, and logistics weren't prohibitive:

Sing at Carnegie Hall
Have brunch with Bill Clinton

Any other suggestions?