Act II* of Double Entendre Theater
Allison: *changing channels*
Radio: szzzzzfffffttt...*male voice* "but I call them screamers."
Allison: "Who's talking about screamers!?"
Radio: "I love screamers. They're my business!"
Radio: "I go all over the world, to Belgium, Amsterdam, Switzerland, and anywhere else you can think of, looking for the best screamers on the planet!"
Allison: "Are you in the navy?"
Radio: "...so if you're looking for a diamond that doesn't just sit on your hand, but SCREAMS for attention, come to blahblah jewelers in Schenectady, NY!"
Allison: "That...you...but you said...oh god."
*(click Flea, to the left, for Act I.)