Thursday, November 03, 2005

"Why Not Kill Myself", Indeed

Dear whoever has gotten here (twice) on the above-listed search string,

10 reasons, in no particular order.

1. Puppies
2. Kittens
3. Baby monkeys
4. Trees that bloom into pink springs
5. Bunnies
6. Snowdrifts
7. Hot apple cider
8. Chocolate
9. Strawberry-flavored hookah
10. Revenge

But seriously, dude, are you ok? I don't think you're ok. Drop me an email if you want to talk.

magic_152 at hotmail dot com.

2 Comments:

Anonymous The Realist said...

All of those reasons are fucking stupid. No one wants to live because of Puppies or fucking snowdrifts. Those things don't matter. Why don't you list out the Ten best drugs and make them your commandments. Living is so boring is such a waste of time. The only reason anyone should care about life, is so they can get as much money and do as many drugs and be a total hedonistic egomaniac. We are all going to die and become nothing but fertilizer for some damn plant! So everyone should only live to make themselves as happy as physically possible. After life...there is just nothing.

4/19/2008 1:44 AM  
Anonymous M60251 @ hotmail com said...

Sure, no-one wants to live just because of puppies. Unless theyre like, puppies that shit gold. That might be worth living for. But that there are random people like this Allison person (whoever you are) who actually care about people they dont even know... well, thats a reason to rethink the whole killing-yourself-thing.

10/02/2008 6:55 PM  

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