"Why Not Kill Myself", Indeed
Dear whoever has gotten here (twice) on the above-listed search string,
10 reasons, in no particular order.
3. Baby monkeys
4. Trees that bloom into pink springs
7. Hot apple cider
9. Strawberry-flavored hookah
But seriously, dude, are you ok? I don't think you're ok. Drop me an email if you want to talk.
magic_152 at hotmail dot com.