Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Bad Jokes

So I'm sitting in bed rotting my brain at the temple of the Idiot Box when James walks by. He stops, peers into the room, says "I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie!", and giggles to himself before walking out again.

A joke that I stole from Jeannie which is funny when she tells it but terrible when I tell it:

Q: What's the capital of Taiwan?
A: Beijing!

A joke I made up today:

Q: What do you get when you make a jail out of oatmeal?
A: A goo-lag!

3 Comments:

Blogger Dante said...

hehehehe.

thanks for the smile. :-)

6/22/2005 11:25 AM  
Blogger Jeannie said...

beijing!!!!! i especially like telling it to taiwanese people. by far the two best replies have been:

"hahha. *pause* did you know my dad's the taiwanese ambassadar to nicaragua?"

"hahha. *pause* did you know my grandfather was the attorney general for chang kai-shek?"

oops. :-D

6/22/2005 12:14 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

JEANNIE TOTALLY STOLE THAT JOKE FROM ME.

7/01/2005 11:26 AM  

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