It Doesn't Have to Make Sense, I'm Beautiful!

Today (new and improved!)

I went to buy a plum at the fruit store, but the man gave it to me for free.
I ate it on the way home, and all the old ladies stopped in the street to stare at the American barbarian who eats her fruit with her hands.
I went shopping for a skirt but didn't buy one.
I saw a woman with too much plastic surgery.
I ate a Fudgesicle, but I could have had two.
I haven't had caffeine, except for the Fudgesicle.
I went a different way down the street.
I saw the sun hit the sad city trees.
I bought a gift.
I got an absentee ballot.
I went to a weird class.

I decided to go to the Basque Country for the weekend.
Dad told me not to get blown up.

A good day.