Dear Department of Medieval and Renaissance Studies,
I love you! You are such a sweet department. Thank you for letting me keep my minor despite the fact that I blatantly do not deserve to do so. I hope that you continue to have fewer than ten declared majors and minors every year so that you can continue to give them the happy love and kisses that you have given me.
What is that you say? You want more than ten majors and minors? That will get you more funding and allow you to improve as a department?
Oh. Then, uh...go away.
Aaron: fuck the establishment
Aaron: up with ringpops
Allison: down with capitalism
Allison: to each ringpops according to his need)