While Watching Bridget Jones' Diary

"God, look at the women Colin Firth dates. They remind me of stick insects. I mean, look at her! She's totally flat and shapeless!"

Allison: "Right."

"And God, she doesn't even dress like a woman!"

"Uh-huh."

"And her hair - it's so short and ugly!"

"Well, that's one thing I've got going for me, I guess."

"What?"

"Never mind."